Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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