what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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