Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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