Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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