Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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