"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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