Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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