I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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