i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.