i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....