yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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