Yo dont text me then not text me
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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