i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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