I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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