new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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