Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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