I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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