absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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