I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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