Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize