He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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