Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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