I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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