It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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