Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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