I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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