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  Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police

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  What?!?

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  What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  he is so annoying

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  so stop sleeping with him

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  yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk

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• (813): View more from Florida

  i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.

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• (274): View more from Wisconsin

  Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already

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