he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I look better un-naked...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is