Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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