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  seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue

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• (585): View more from New York

  Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.

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• (516): View more from New York

  doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine

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• (315): View more from New York

  Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy

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• (716): View more from New York

  Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink

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• (831): View more from California

  I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.

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