So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
wanna go halves on a baby?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend