Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh