Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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