Your face is a jimmy john
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college