I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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