Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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