I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
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anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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