i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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