While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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