Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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