Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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