Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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