People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"