No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.