why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm always down for nudity.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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