Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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