did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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