UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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