She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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