he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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