Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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