Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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