North Korea, Best Korea!
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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