dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
