so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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