I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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