Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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