what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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