Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
That was an excessively violent trivia night
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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