Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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