I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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